Kentucky Women-Fact and Fantasy
So there has been quite a bit of boasting and posturing about Kentucky Women here and on a couple of other blogs I frequent. Having nothing else to write about today I thought I would make an attempt to educate those of you who are not fortunate enough to live in, or know, a Kentucky Woman. As a general rule Kentucky Women are not something I would brag about. There is, however a rare and seldom seen breed of Kentucky Woman who is phenomenal.
The Kentucky Woman who is worth knowing is a lady first and foremost. She is always in style, knows what is and isn't "PC", can talk on a multitude of topics and handles her liquor like you cannot imagine. She is a woman who is confident, self-assured, and will whoop your ass if you need it! She is not afraid to BE herself, she just worries what will happen if others find out what being herself entails. True Kentucky Women speak their minds, and are experts at making a side remark seem like a compliment. They are quick-witted, funny, and loyal. Kentucky Women like to keep their friends close, but their enemies closer, and have a rather nasty gossipy way about them--he only drawback I have found to being a Kentucky Woman, thus far.
As a group Kentucky Women are strong, tough, courageous, and very self-confident. We love ourselves, or men, our horses and our booze. We all tend to work hard, but love to play even harder. A true Kentucky Woman doesn't play games, and will always tell you the truth about anything; Provided you aren't going to tell someone else of course!
If you have the fortune to date or marry a Kentucky Woman you should be prepared for the following things: A slight "twang" on occasion, Someone who will most likely cook for you-and cook well, An outstanding sense of humor, Great hair (Hey, it's true!!), A surprisingly large vocabulary considering we come from one of the lowest ranking states education wise, Passion, Drive, Determination, Desire, and manners that are unmatched.
A Kentucky Woman is kind, caring, and has a backbone of steel. She will take you home, sleep with you, make you breakfast and iron your shirt BEFORE she tells you to get the fuck out, and never call again!
And that folks, is exactly why She is so loved!
The Kentucky Woman who is worth knowing is a lady first and foremost. She is always in style, knows what is and isn't "PC", can talk on a multitude of topics and handles her liquor like you cannot imagine. She is a woman who is confident, self-assured, and will whoop your ass if you need it! She is not afraid to BE herself, she just worries what will happen if others find out what being herself entails. True Kentucky Women speak their minds, and are experts at making a side remark seem like a compliment. They are quick-witted, funny, and loyal. Kentucky Women like to keep their friends close, but their enemies closer, and have a rather nasty gossipy way about them--he only drawback I have found to being a Kentucky Woman, thus far.
As a group Kentucky Women are strong, tough, courageous, and very self-confident. We love ourselves, or men, our horses and our booze. We all tend to work hard, but love to play even harder. A true Kentucky Woman doesn't play games, and will always tell you the truth about anything; Provided you aren't going to tell someone else of course!
If you have the fortune to date or marry a Kentucky Woman you should be prepared for the following things: A slight "twang" on occasion, Someone who will most likely cook for you-and cook well, An outstanding sense of humor, Great hair (Hey, it's true!!), A surprisingly large vocabulary considering we come from one of the lowest ranking states education wise, Passion, Drive, Determination, Desire, and manners that are unmatched.
A Kentucky Woman is kind, caring, and has a backbone of steel. She will take you home, sleep with you, make you breakfast and iron your shirt BEFORE she tells you to get the fuck out, and never call again!
And that folks, is exactly why She is so loved!
written by Miss Innocent at 10:01 PM
8 Comments:
You are incredible, you know, Kentucky Woman ... I'm waiting for you. Patiently.
Kentucky Women are the best. I wouldn't settle for anything less.
I couldn't have said it better myself.......
Good post.
Hells Yeah! KY Women rock, and we know it!
Anon...WHO are you??? I have to know!
The man with the patience of Job!
Hmmm...that tells me nothing, now does it?!
Hey folks..Help me identify the mystery man would ya'?
Amen Sista! Us KY women are awesome and so underappreciated! Way to get the message out there!
In response to your post on my site, the Goose is not afraid of any woman....Even a Kentucky woman.
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