2.13.2006

RE: Tomorrow's Corporate Holiday

In the spirit of Valentine's Day I thought I would share some of the very best non -traditional gifts I have ever recieved. Not all of them made my heart melt, or my pulse race mind you but they were creative in their own right. And they showed me that the giver really understood me, and that's not easy! So here goes, and share some of your best gifts with me in the comments section as well-k?
1. A vase of hand picked rocks and shells (*sigh* that one got to me, I still have it in fact)
2. A handcrafted necklace on a gold chain.
3. Coupons to Wendy's. (I sooo adore my Wendy's burgers)
4. A potted violet he grew himself. (But I killed it)
5. A "secret box" with the key to his heart inside. (I still have the box, lost the key!)
6. A collection of love letters his parents had sent one another (Never did figure out that one.)
7. A CD of all my favorite (cheezy) Top 40 picks.
8. A handmade card and a bag of skittles
9. Asti Spumante and Chambord
10. Hot, very dirrrrty sex! (Then he ran me a bubble bath and left me alone!)

28 Comments:

Blogger Stephanie said...

Aaaawwww - I have not received a Valentine's anything from my husband in so many years it's just plain sad.

His dad - however gets me a gigantic box of chocolate every year - hhhmmmm.....

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Blogger KJ said...

I hate Valentines Day

13.2.06  
Blogger Miss Innocent said...

awww, Dad sounds like a keeper! As for hubby..shame on him! He should spend tomo making up for wasted opportunities!

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Blogger TequilaGuy said...

#6 - A personal treasure of unbelievable magnitude, given to the one he thought he loved! Can you publish them?

Kristen, how can we change that?

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Blogger Miss Innocent said...

I returned them when we broke up, so sorry...the answer is no.

Anyone want to make my list?? Send me cool stuff tomo!

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Blogger Thomcat said...

so, i should've marketed those Thom Thumb dolls for valentines day ?

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Blogger Stephanie said...

KitKat - whatcha talkin bout???

You think for 1 second you are gonna market my brainchild???
You may have the beta version but I have the patent!!

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Blogger KJ said...

Change my view of Valentines Day?
I don't think it's possible........maybe if by some miracle a dozen or two pink roses show up on my desk tomorrow my outlook might change.......

I doubt it.

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Blogger Mongoose said...

Hold out hope, Kristen. You'll get something tomorrow. I am sure of it.

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Blogger Miss Innocent said...

Aww Goose, u gonna show KJ some love? What about me? I am a hometown hottie too you know!

*wink*

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Blogger Miss Innocent said...

Snav..Can I Have the licensing rights? I can soooo sell those dolls!

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Blogger Everything Nice said...

What's your address Kristen? If I send you a dozen, can you crop one and stick it in your cleavage?

Miss, #10 rocks... do you think Tequilaguy would do the same for me?

PERFECT!

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Blogger Everything Nice said...

OH, and I didn't tell anybody about our plans tomorrow night (you're my special secret).

shhhhhh.... hey wait, are you bi?

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Blogger Miss Innocent said...

EN...not bi (yet) but have a feeling you could change that for me! See you tomo night then???

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Blogger Mongoose said...

Miss, you've got to start acting nicer to me. Okaying a hit on me is not the best way to get in the good graces of the goose. But, you are doing a whole lot better. There are always possibilities...

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Blogger Miss Innocent said...

Hmmmm, u may be right Goose. There are beter ways to get in ur good graces huh? Send me a list and I will get to work on it!

Now, about my Valentine...

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Blogger Miss Innocent said...

Now wait a minute TG..I haven't had the in person pleasure yet myself!!

Hey EN, maybe we should make it a threesome?! Let me know!

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Blogger TequilaGuy said...

Em, yeah!

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Blogger Everything Nice said...

Threesome's rock, seriously...

Only problem there is that well, I'd have to bridge it...

I like to be the 'center' of attention.

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Blogger TequilaGuy said...

Whoa, please, be my ValentineZZZZ!

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Blogger Mongoose said...

Well, instead of listing all of them, I'll just say that I am willing and able to take of whatever desires you may have.

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Blogger The Volpinator said...

Definitely a horrible holiday! why only say "I love you" on one day of the year? Why not on August 22? or January 4? The best thing I ever got for V-day was a card from my best friend. She is and has always been there for me and didn't want to forget me on what is otherwise a couples holiday.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

no need to "hate it", Kristen....but it sucked going to bed early this eve...

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Blogger KJ said...

I agree with coachrob.........did you know I have an infatuation with coaches.......nevermind.

I still hate that 2-14. I refuse to say that V word today or to even type it.

So HAPPY FREAKIN' TUESDAY PEOPLE

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Blogger KJ said...

Ok, so I just discovered the identity of Coacharob.......

How's it going?!?!?!?!

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Blogger Miss Innocent said...

morning fellow nutjobs! Coacharob has it right...y only say those 3 words on 2/14?!! As for TG and EN...anytime, anywhere-And EN u can be the center of attention!

Zen baby, U know I adore you-but something came up last night...hehe

Goose, I am not sure you can take it! How do you feel about chocolate body paint? ;) And where are my flowers???????

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Blogger lime said...

great list. see and those things are not expensive. it's showing some thoughtfulness that goes so far. like the broccoli i got 13 yrs ago........of course that was just about the last thing i ever got .....

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Blogger Miss Innocent said...

broccoli? Cucumbers maybe, but broccoli?! Tell me you are not serious Lime!

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