There Goes the Weekend!
Damn, Shit Fuck..FUUUUUCK! So, I had a hot date set up for tonight. We are talking dinner, drinks, a jaccuzzi. So what happens? "Aunt Flo" pops in for a visit...4 Fuckin' days ahead of schedule! Now, I know some guys out there don't mind, but I hate sex when I am raggin'. It's messy, sloppy, and I don't have the privilege of receiving oral, which I love ohhh sooooo much! And as one of my chat faithful pointed out...it makes the guy look like he just had a meeting with Freddy Krueger-which is not only horrifying, but very very disgusting! So, it looks like it's the couch, TV, and a heating pad for me. Sometimes, I hate being a woman...I swear I do!
written by Miss Innocent at 12:07 PM
15 Comments:
Girl, don't you hate that. I mean nothing screams "not feeling SEXY" as that special week. Damn, hooch, I feel your pain!!!!
I have to do about 4 days...Wednesdays-Saturdays. Why couldn't be like Monday-thurday.......but no.......I have to have it over a weekend!!!!
Week?!! Thank God it's not a week..3 days tops! A week...sheesh!
Wow. Miss, that SUCKS!
I'm sending a HUGE Hershey bar and oversalted popcorn your way.
care for company? we can cuddle and well, I can be patient about the oral...
If you guys are eating Hershey bars and popcorn together, I'm so cuming...........
Nice: Could use the company, how fast can you be in KY? As for the oral...I am a little afraid of you, you'd eat me alive! Damn girl, but you are hot!
are you and kristen friends or something?
i love hockey! go red wings!
oh wrong red wings .... ew nevermind
Yes, scumbag...we are? Why-U hoping for some tag-team action?!
It's ok Thom, You couldn't handle me on a good day either! LMAO (j/k) You know I love, love, LOVE you...right?!
Cybersex?
Hey Tguy...all day everyday, and 3-4times on days that end in "y". Wanna play? calescoolmom@yahoo IM
*scribbling IM*
k, cales.....mom.....at....ya.....
HA!
Who's J? and HI!!!
Em, mitts off you little devil you gotta leave some for the rest of us ...J. is my superhottie! (lol) I call him Mantoy 2007, and if you want to share him I know he'd be thrilled....But you gotta fly us to Seattle! ;)
For more on tguy, hereafter known as TequilaGuy2006 read the new post. As Tomcat would say..mmmm, gooders!
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