3.06.2006

Monday Fun


I am back!!! Aren't you thrilled? Things are still a bit hectic, but I have had some time to decompress so I am ready to rock and roll again! In honor of Monday, I thought I would play a little game. This is not an unfamilair game on it's face, but I have made some changes of my own. So, pay close attention to the rules and have fun!

You are stranded on a desert island, and you have 5 things in your possession. WHAT 5 THINGS MUST YOU HAVE AND WHY? Now, here is the twist...as each person comments they have to name 4 things of their own, and find a new use for one of the items previously mentioned.

EX:
Miss sez: I would take a book so I have something to distract me.
Commenter Sez: I would take the book from Miss so I can use the paper to start a fire. And I would take...list your 4 items and their uses.

And so on and so forth.
Use your imagination and be creative!


MY FIVE THINGS:

STOLI VODKA: For wound disinfection and to drink when I realize how bad being stuck on this island is!
USMC COMBAT KNIFE: This freaking knife is awesome, it cuts thru anything and I can use it for hunting, shelter building, and even for entertainment!
iPOD: Ok, so I know it isn't going to be of much use, but I gotta have music in my life, and it will help keep me from making a coconut or something like it my best friend!
OFF! INSECT REPELLANT: I think this is self explainatory folks! I have no desire to be eaten alive by stinging, biting bugs!
BIG ASS BALL OF TWINE: The ultimate since I don't think I would be so good at making my own "string." I can use this for many things, including shelter building, fire building, and to capture any edible animals I may find by making snares.

17 Comments:

Blogger KJ said...

Ok, I'll play

1. Your combat knife, I'll take it but I will use it to very carefully file my nails so they stay manicured

2. Tent so I have to sleep because I'm not the "camping" type

3. My vibrator....enough said

4. Batteries for Vibrator.....again, self explantory

5. Cell phone to freakin' call for help.

I'm probably not good at this game because I don't do the whole camping scene. You people go out in the wilderness, I'll see you at the Hyatt or Hilton when you get back.

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Blogger Miss Innocent said...

LMAO! I don't think that there is a Hilton, Hyatt, Marriot or anything else like that on the island, but I guess I can come see you in your fat-ass suite when I get rescued!

Good answers though! Now next player has to take something previously named and find a new use for it while adding 4 of their own choice with explainations.

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Blogger Thomcat said...

1. Kirsten's Vibrator - for mating (booty) calls of the frisky female.

2. s'mores - everybody loves them!

3. Hungarian Basket Weaving for Dummies book.

4. Bug Zapper - for entertainment.

5. The new Microsoft X-Box camping kit - includes 19" moniter, X-Box console, mini ultra silent Honda generator that runs off of urine, small insect proof meshing gazebo, with chair and table, and a copy of Madden '06.

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Blogger Miss Innocent said...

LMAO!

I think Thom and Magnum have figured out the spirit of the game...even though Magnum ignored the rules!

Thom-- Madden '06...??? I know there HAS to be a better game out there!

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Blogger Miss Innocent said...

Someone teach Magnum to read...PLEASE!

You HAVE to take one item from someone else, tell us how you would use it and then name 4 of your own items...or in your case women.

It's not that hard...and you'd be able to get it done if you'd stop being such a manwhore!

Try Again...LMFAO!

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Blogger KJ said...

I like the way Magnum thinks!!!

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Blogger Mongoose said...

1. I would take Thom's book, you know, for sanitary reasons.

2. Zoll Automated External Difibrillator for barbecuing.

3. My gateway laptop with sat-phone wireless connectivity for "entertainment" purposes.

4. A picture of my daughters to have a reason to live.

5. My standard issue FEMA rain gear...

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Blogger Miss Innocent said...

Ok, I am gonna take Gooses' laptop so I can continue to blog and cyber when needed.

Also:

Godiva Chocolates so I have something good to eat.

A notebook to write down my thoughts, impressions, and dreams

A radio so I can listen to my talk radio...I am sooo addicted, and I feel lost if I don't keep up with national/world events.

Lotion...A girl has to worry about her skin!

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Blogger KJ said...

1.Ok, I'll take your lotion and use it to fill a hole so we can have lotion wrestling.

2. a bikini to wear in the wrestling contest

3. a camera to take pictures of this event

4. a razor to keep everything maintained

5. a toothbrush to keep my breath fresh

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Blogger Everything Nice said...

I'd take Mongooses' laptop so I can read your blogs, and keep up on current events. Will also be good for porn. I need porn.... it's my life's blood.

Anyway - 4 things:

1. My IEgg - DUH.

2. Batteries for Iegg - DUH.

3. Man ready and willing to be my sexual dynamo so we can do a 'Blue Lagoon' type thing. MUST be vasectomized though.... NO BABIES!!!

4. Acme inflatable yacht-craft. For the times I either A) want to be on the water or B)when Bush's term is over and it's time to come back to the main land. Must have a full bar!!!

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Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

1) I'm going to take Em's Blue Lagoon sexual dynamo man so he can kill the spiders and build me shit (yes, insert tool belt here... rawr!)

2) Bag of toiletries because there's no reason to get all funky... especially with Blue Lagoon man running around 1/2 nekkid in a tool belt all day.

3) An I-pod full of my favorites. I would die without music. Seriously. I'm obsessed.

4) A laptop so I can keep in touch with the blog world and download more stuff to my I-pod. Plus, I need a way to let you know all the steamy, hot and heavy details of me and the tool belted Blue Lagoon man.

5) A solar powered refrigerator stocked with beer. Lots and lots of beer.

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Blogger PackerPundit said...

1) okay yeah I'll take the beer... sweet... but I'm using it as a shampoo because my hair is just that important

2) Britney Spears (like you didnt see that coming)

3) My dad's porn collection (1975 and up) and a solar powered vcr (for those "off" weeks) *wink wink*

*cue chessy porn music*
bowchuckka wow wow

4) a lifetime supply of Hair products including styling gels... mouse... and conditioners... cause seriously... my hair is just that important

5) A toasted Cheese samich (I'm a man of simple taste)

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Blogger BirdMadGirl said...

LMAO!

"bowchuckka wow wow"

that's priceless...

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Blogger The Volpinator said...

1. Romeo's choice Britney Spears because I can use her as bait for the wild animals.

2. Dry socks...ugh, hate wet feet!

3. Cigarettes and lighter...when the cigs are gone, the lighter can start a fire.

4. My dog...to keep the boogeyman away with his infernal barking.

5. Rapelling gear...to climb the highest peak and get away from the creepy crawlers...plus I could always use it to tie up Britney if she gets a little mouthy.

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Blogger Mongoose said...

I'll take Romey's Britney for a flotation device

More hair care products, because no matter how much Romes loves his hair, I am freakin obsessed. Diggin the melting gel that I got recently.

Blackberry to chat.

Lifetime supply of Victoria Secret catalogs. (Poor Man's Playboy)

A flamethrower, just for fun...

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Blogger Miss Innocent said...

I want to have the Blue Lagoon guy so I am gonna take HIM from SG, who stole him from Emma. (And I am taking the tool belt too!)
2. Chocolate body paint for use on said man, and to eat if I must.
3. A razor and extra blades, can't go "native" when there's a hottie in a tool-belt waiting to service me!
4. Flip flops, I don't want to burn my cute feet on the hot sand.
5. A Coleman Camp Stove for when I am too tired to build a fire, but I need to cook whatever I killed.

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Blogger Miss Innocent said...

OOOOO! Now I want Goose's flamethrower, but only if I can use it to kill Britney AND entertain myself!

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