WTF?!? Oh, It's Just Wednesday!
WTF?!? It's Wednesday and I have nothing...Absolutely NOTHING! I spent last night engaged in various activities including but not limited to: Cooking dinner, returning calls, getting some, my HNT pic, and watching American Idol. I think I am now experiencing burn out 'cause my brain is NOT functioning at maximum capacity!
So, I thought I would kinda sorta cheat today and offer up some things that make me go...WTF?!
I never promised to be entertaining, now did I?! So, without further commentary here goes....
1. Why do old people always buy the biggest possible car?
2. Why don't I ever tan evenly in the tanning bed? (Yes, I flip...sheesh!)
3. Drug dealers spend more time in prison (on average) than child molesters.
4. Mapquest ALWAYS gets me lost somehow.
5. I am going to be 30 in 34 days.
6. Why must Seattle be so far away?!
7. My son has three girlfriends. (Pray for me people, this is just the beginning!)
8. More women than men think I am hawt.
9. There are only two pairs of size 6 shoes in any given shipment of a particular style.
10. Romey has an obsession with Brittney Spears.
11. What government agency thinks signs like this will be taken seriously?===>
12. My tax dollars paid for that stupid sign?!!!?
WTF?!?!???!!!!!!
Happy Freakin' Wednesday....
So, I thought I would kinda sorta cheat today and offer up some things that make me go...WTF?!
I never promised to be entertaining, now did I?! So, without further commentary here goes....
1. Why do old people always buy the biggest possible car?
2. Why don't I ever tan evenly in the tanning bed? (Yes, I flip...sheesh!)
3. Drug dealers spend more time in prison (on average) than child molesters.
4. Mapquest ALWAYS gets me lost somehow.
5. I am going to be 30 in 34 days.
6. Why must Seattle be so far away?!
7. My son has three girlfriends. (Pray for me people, this is just the beginning!)
8. More women than men think I am hawt.
9. There are only two pairs of size 6 shoes in any given shipment of a particular style.
10. Romey has an obsession with Brittney Spears.
11. What government agency thinks signs like this will be taken seriously?===>
12. My tax dollars paid for that stupid sign?!!!?
WTF?!?!???!!!!!!
Happy Freakin' Wednesday....
written by Miss Innocent at 2:08 PM
14 Comments:
Ok, let me try to help
. Why do old people always buy the biggest possible car?
My mother says it's cause she feels safer
2. Why don't I ever tan evenly in the tanning bed?
I don't know, I lay on my back, my stomach, arms over my head, and I lay on my side....a lot of positions to get into in 15 min.
3. Drug dealers spend more time in prison (on average) than child molesters. Stupid
4. Mapquest ALWAYS gets me lost somehow. Mapquest sucks
5. I am going to be 30 in 34 days.
we'll get drunk
6. Why must Seattle be so far away?!
To torture us
7. My son has three girlfriends. (Pray for me people, this is just the beginning!)
I have two sons.......wanna hear something funny, my youngest is in the same class as Goose's daughter
8. More women than men think I am hawt. I think you're hawt
9. There are only two pairs of size 6 shoes in any given shipment of a particular style.
I wear a 9
10. Romey has an obsession with Brittney Spears.
he needs a good KY girl
11. What government agency thinks signs like this will be taken seriously?=== Revenue?
12. My tax dollars paid for that stupid sign?!!!? Yes they did
Well, hell, The Rev responds:
1. Why do old people always buy the biggest possible car? Bigger is better, no?
2. Why don't I ever tan evenly in the tanning bed? (Yes, I flip...sheesh!)I'll tan with Hot & Beautiful, see if we can get all those positions in in 15 min, together!!! Hallelujah (3x)
3. Drug dealers spend more time in prison (on average) than child molesters. This is whacked!
4. Mapquest ALWAYS gets me lost somehow. Me too. Why don't we try to find our way together. Amen.
5. I am going to be 30 in 34 days. Ahh, young, hot, whew, only gonna get better. Hallelujah.
6. Why must Seattle be so far away?! Fuck them!
7. My son has three girlfriends. (Pray for me people, this is just the beginning!) Been through this, my child, don't worry too much. It's a lot worse when you have daughters!!! Amen.
8. More women than men think I am hawt. This is a changing society. Deal with it. I think your hawt. Hallelujah (9x)
9. There are only two pairs of size 6 shoes in any given shipment of a particular style. That's fucked up!
10. Romey has an obsession with Brittney Spears. Oh, poor man, have you seen her pics in the tabloids lately? Throw her to the dogs. Hallelujah (0x)
11. What government agency thinks signs like this will be taken seriously?===> What she said.
12. My tax dollars paid for that stupid sign?!!!? Stop paying taxes. Hallelujah (69x)
Hope this helps.
AMEN
LMAO!
Kris, your kids should get together in a few years...awwwwww!
Rev, I wanna fuck the Seattle crew, THAT'S the problem!
Thanks for playing with me...!
I am running late for happy hour, so I am only commenting of a few:
1. I don’t care what old people dive, as long as they stay out of my way.
5. I turn 40 the end of May, you’ll get no sympathy from me, but maybe a drink (or two)
6. Why would anyone what to be in Seattle anyway (Losers... the Superbowel... remember)
oh yea.... GO CATS :)))
1) cause size matters
2) Maybe it's cloudy out
3) it's a round world Laurel... shit's gunna catch up... karma baby
4) I'm a man... I dont have that problem... we dont need directions
5) Yeah... but you can always brag that goose is older than you... besides... I happen to like older women
6) Because the Glorious and Fantastic Pittsburgh Steelers *makes sign of the cross* beat them back to the sea to drink their stupid choco-maucha latte's
7) Dear Lord... please help our sister laurel as her little baby boy is having unprotected sex with hoochies and women of ill repute
8) Well if you'd post a damn pic of yourself!!!
9) Size 13 here... and the shoe stuff confuzzes me... of course so does blues clues
10) duh
11) shit... I bagged two handi-capable kids with my ups truck today... oh... they meant slow as in speed?
12) Mine were used to fund research into the connection between male sperm and the female uteris*
*translation: they paid for a 20 dollar whore for Dick Chenney
LMAO Romey...And I HAVE posted HNT's, hello?!!!!
As far as the Steelers go...no comment other than this...
WE WERE ROBBED!!!!!
*kisses
(And I happen to like younger men...sometimes! ;) )
"Why must Seattle be so far away?!"
Sigh... girl, I share your pain...
"My son has three girlfriends."
So do I!! ;)
"More women than men think I am hawt."
That's because boys are stupid. Then again, they haven't had you on a car hood like I have ;) You're smokin' baby girl ;)
Romey has an obsession with Brittney Spears.
Once again, boys are stupid. (He needs to see the pics of her on my blog from back in October. SO NOT HOT) She's a hag. She needs to die. Britney, please do us a favor and disappear into the CD bargain bin at Wal-Mart already. PLEASE!
xxx
Right on Sullen Girl! Hallelujah (3x)
Sullen...I do looove you!
ANd not just because of the car hood thing, but because of the passionate hatred for Britney!
Hallelujah (15x) and AMEN!!!!
Miss Innocent, I do believe you are late for the service. Get your ass over there now, our flock is waiting. Hallelujah (20x) AMEN
1. Why do old people always buy the biggest possible car?
Senility is cruel, they think they bought a yacht.
2. Why don't I ever tan evenly in the tanning bed?
I wouldn't have a clue on how the human microwave works.
3. Drug dealers spend more time in prison (on average) than child molesters.
Make drugs legal! And tax the hell out of them !!!
4. Mapquest ALWAYS gets me lost somehow.
I use a Thomas Guide ... seriously!
5. I am going to be 30 in 34 days.
Almost on top of the hill!
6. Why must Seattle be so far away?!
It isn't!
7. My son has three girlfriends.
I'll keep my daughters away from your son.
8. More women than men think I am hawt.
What a coincidence! Same problem here!
9. There are only two pairs of size 6 shoes in any given shipment of a particular style.
Buy shoes in 6 1/2 and wear thick socks.
10. Romey has an obsession with Brittney Spears.
I don't know Romey, but I think that statement tells me all I need to know.
11. What government agency thinks signs like this will be taken seriously?
The National Institute for Children that Ride the Short Bus.
12. My tax dollars paid for that stupid sign?!!!?
You and your taxes ... sheesh woman.
1. Why do old people always buy the biggest possible car? i like to sit up where i can see...can't stand a car has to be a truck...a BIG truck
2. Why don't I ever tan evenly in the tanning bed? (Yes, I flip...sheesh!) you're just not doing it right! i don't have a problem! ;)
3. Drug dealers spend more time in prison (on average) than child molesters. They have a clientele that can't get a way so they choose to stay? Justice system is dumb!
5. I am going to be 30 in 34 days. aw, sheesh, i'm already 30 it's not that bad...
6. Why must Seattle be so far away?! A visit is possible...I do have connections.
9. There are only two pairs of size 6 shoes in any given shipment of a particular style. Actually aren't that many 7's either...same boat!
10. Romey has an obsession with Brittney Spears. He's just blind, deaf, and I guess dumb! He needs to work on his taste!
11. What government agency thinks signs like this will be taken seriously?===> all of them...stupid people!
12. My tax dollars paid for that stupid sign?!!!? yours and mine!
YOU ARE IN JEOPARDY of losing your position as the HARD POUNDING Counselor at The Irreverent Reverend, young lady. Don't miss any more services! Hallelujah (9x)
AMEN
Thom...Coach and I are working on that Seattle trip...can I use your thomas guide so I don't get lost?
Rev..soooo sorry, naptime happened! I had a busy night last night and needed my beauty sleep, guess you'll have to spank me!
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